It’s official: One cannot tell decent jokes that contain regular expressions

What regex are you most likely to see at Christmas?


Why couldn’t Chris try out the regular expressions he created until he left home?

His mom wouldn’t let him play with matches.

What did one regex say to the other?


Uh-uh/no-no. From Evolt

A GPS bagpack that steers its human

An airport that loads passengers like human cargo

A self-driving office chair

A VR game that navigates you to a real place

A projector drone that follows its user