It’s official: One cannot tell decent jokes that contain regular expressions

What regex are you most likely to see at Christmas?

[^L]


Why couldn’t Chris try out the regular expressions he created until he left home?

His mom wouldn’t let him play with matches.


What did one regex say to the other?

.+

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A projector drone that follows its user

A fast-food restaurant with exit treadmills

A self-driving recreational vehicle

Buying Kindle books at the physical bookstore

An app that makes your phone worse as you gain weight