It’s official: One cannot tell decent jokes that contain regular expressions

What regex are you most likely to see at Christmas?

[^L]


Why couldn’t Chris try out the regular expressions he created until he left home?

His mom wouldn’t let him play with matches.


What did one regex say to the other?

.+

Uh-uh/no-no. From Evolt
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A GPS bagpack that steers its human

An airport that loads passengers like human cargo

A self-driving office chair

A VR game that navigates you to a real place

A projector drone that follows its user