It’s official: One cannot tell decent jokes that contain regular expressions

What regex are you most likely to see at Christmas?


Why couldn’t Chris try out the regular expressions he created until he left home?

His mom wouldn’t let him play with matches.

What did one regex say to the other?


Uh-uh/no-no. From Evolt

A projector drone that follows its user

A fast-food restaurant with exit treadmills

A self-driving recreational vehicle

Buying Kindle books at the physical bookstore

An app that makes your phone worse as you gain weight