You ought to know by now
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003It is of my most honest and sincere intention not to write one single word that has anything to do with Christmas as it could make this thing look like a weblog. I know for a fact both are reality, but I have made it my mission to hide and beat around the bush. So merry to both of you. Remember your daily dose of Wham bashing and please don’t use Christmas as an excuse for not attending your bi-daily briefing from Calexico.
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Did you know? The colour red makes us hungry. And it’s not just in logos, it’s everywhere you’d want to be hungry.
It’s past closing time for this coin laundry and I’m wondering who gets here first. Is it the guy responsible for closing and cleaning, or is it the guy responsible for the 2mbit connection that I am sponging on? The laundry company earns my thumbs-up if he turns out being just one person. And doesn’t show up until my clothes are dry.
Gert K. Nielsen, graphics editor of Danish tabloid